grocery shopping with bae like:
one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey
Legally Blonde? I love that musical. The way they just [clenches fist] legalize all those blondes.
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
this is a solid question