Apr 18,2014 - 284,144 notes

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

via thedragonsbride origin neptunain
Apr 18,2014 - 224,695 notes

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

via thedragonsbride origin sluttyoliveoil
Apr 18,2014 - 16,571 notes
“The poison. The poison for Joffrey, the poison specifically chosen to kill Joffrey, Joffrey’s poison. That poison.”
— Olenna Tyrell at some point, probably. (via gipsystrangerdanger)
via sexuallyfrustratedfanboy origin kate-hawkingbird-bishop
Apr 16,2014 - 25,312 notes

kizatchi:

i like this because they give you no reasons as to why you should make bing your default search engine, they just tell you to do it and show you a photo of a chameleon warily eyeing the word microsoft

via dottyotley origin kizatchi
Apr 16,2014 - 34,439 notes

lalondes:

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS.

Scarleteen is a vital queer and trans positive sexual health resource. Their staff do an amazing job of creating really comprehensive and helpful articles on literally every sexual topic you can imagine. They also provide live chats, advice columns, moderated discussion forums, and SMS-based peer support. This site has helped me on countless occasions, and I refer at-risk queer and trans kids to this site every single day.

Scarleteen is invaluable.

And Scarleteen needs your help.

During their annual donation drive this year, the site was only able to raise $1,500. Only fifty people out of Scarleteen’s 350,000 unique monthly visitors contributed to the fundraising drive.

This means that unless Scarleteen sees a stable, sustained, 50% increase in donations, the site will essentially be forced to go dark on May 1. No more new content, no more advice columns, no more forums, no more live chat, no more SMS support. 

This is devastating.

If Scarleteen goes dark, millions of young people, vulnerable queer and trans teens among them, will lose access to essential, fundamental sexual health resources. We cannot let this happen.

Please, please, please donate to Scarleteen. Consider making a recurring monthly contribution if you feel that this is within your means. Even $5 or $10 a month will go a long way to helping this very, very deserving organization.

And whether or not you’re able to donate at this time, please signal boost this and spread the word. Scarleteen does incredible, very necessary work, and they need our help.

via sexuallyfrustratedfanboy origin lalondes
Apr 16,2014 - 416,300 notes

rendigo:

natellite:

WHY DOES THIS CAT LOVE WATER SO MUCH OMG IDIOT

what a baby

via sexuallyfrustratedfanboy origin meanwhile-in-canada
Apr 16,2014 - 137,300 notes

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

via justbeaking origin zkac
Apr 16,2014 - 5,339 notes
via magicalgyaru origin tibets
Apr 16,2014 - 47,856 notes
via thedragonsbride origin caramelzappa
Apr 16,2014 - 197,712 notes

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

via thedragonsbride origin exeggcute
Apr 16,2014 - 97,649 notes

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

via thedragonsbride origin tokomon
Apr 16,2014 - 103,162 notes

flawedpeopleareworthloving:

look at how cute and cuddly tom looks and how badass dan looks i just noPE

via thedragonsbride origin flawedpeopleareworthloving
Apr 16,2014 - 50,288 notes

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

via dottyotley origin tardisity
Apr 16,2014 - 35,972 notes

isaia:

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

NOOO THE CUTE BABY KITTY THING IS HURT

THIS MOTHERFUCKER SHOULD’VE STAYED HURT

The True Madoka Experience 

via roxoah origin equalistmako
Apr 16,2014 - 94,303 notes

dogapult:

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

via dottyotley origin dogapult