shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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geopunk:

sloth-grunge:

geopunk:

geopunk:

what is it called when u kill a friend

homiecide

murder

homiecide

hot4triangle:

kyrianne:

thatemilyperson:

kyrianne:

I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name

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I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is bullshit.

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY

goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes

foreverbornthisway:

*presses Life Alert*

now nobody accuse me of enjoying ariana grande beyond the occasional song

but love me harder is one of the best things i’ve heard out of the western scene all year

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

niggasandcomputers:

Today’s To-Do list:
1. The Most

kerihiltons:

dissgusting:

sailorgoons:

MEEEEEEE

She’s literally the most ugly child i ever have been seen

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This is a special reading from me. I even did my research to make sure I do Blue justice. Now, lets discuss
Miss Diana Rendon,  I would like to know why you feel like you can dictate what the standard of beauty, normalcy and the average is for anybody sweetie? Not when this is you
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Lmao not Miss Diana sending herself pity anons! Lmaooo or are you actually just jealous that a 2 year old has more self esteem than every hour of therapy you need could ever give you??
But moving on… Not you the most iconic realest comedian alive getting kicked out ya mama house! Not you queen!

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imageLmao honestly when will your fave? Miss Diana is out here being a comedian and a life coach! I am also so shocked you know so much about what real niggas do considering I saw your sister… and she’s not black. I’m just waiting for an iconic selfie to blow us all away whew! FINISH US! I for one cannot WAIT to see what type of cretin that crawled from the sewers calls a baby ugly! And because the baby is black with little to no eurocentric features to add the cherry on top of this absolute tragedy. 

Now Splinter the musty ass rat, you will deal with the fact that Blue Ivy is richer than you, Blue Ivy is prettier than you, Blue Ivy has more fans than you’ll ever have. Idk how you let that get twisted, maybe the smell of your own upper lip has caused a few brain cells to die, who knows. But you will deal cause at the end of the day you’re a nobody ass stoner who hates herself and knows she’s too ugly to upload a pic of herself. And you provided me with all these facts. Lmao. Talk about the epitome of a self drag. 

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